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…well, maybe not. But Fresno California — known to many as California’s Poor Man’s Paradise — would be an excellent location for the pop diva to switch gears, slow down, and take time to smell the raisins.

Britney, are you hearing me? For a couple of million dollars or less I can find you a posh home in a private gated community; a comparable home in 90210 would probably cost 8 figures.

Once you get visitation rights, its only a 3.5 hour drive to L.A. to fetch the kids. I have 6 kids and I cant tell you Britney: Fresno is a good place to raise those ankle biters.

Compared to L.A. you will LOVE the traffic. ( Although compared to what it was 19 years ago it really sucks!) If you need to get away quick we have an INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. Fresno has a small feel town feel with big town amenities. Its a multi-cultural community where sod busters and technocrats work side by side. The bottom line is Britney: Fresno is probably the closest you can get to Louisiana without going out of California.

Even though your on stage performance has ratcheted down a few rungs you’ll probably still be able to get a sellout crowd at the Save Mart Center. I for one will buy tickets, unless of course you give some for free.

If you’re reading this Britney CALL ME: 559-301-1647

btw – I echoed Bob Dole when I saw your pic on your Official Website: DOWN BOY!

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