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If Hitler Was a House Flipper

November 19th, 2008 · No Comments

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They Are Finally Beginning to Realize THE RECESSION IS HERE

October 16th, 2008 · No Comments

Two weeks into the beginning of the new year - January 14th, 2008 - I announced the official beginning of the recession.  It now appears that folks in suits and bowties who are supposed to know more about this stuff than me are finally beginning to realize the recession is NOT coming in the future […]

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In A Row Over Ducks…

April 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

FOWL WEATHER IN FRESNO
…our kids want them to stay forever.  My wife wants them gone yesterday. 
The other day we had a couple of visitors in our front yard: two ducks, male and female.  One of my sons went out and gave them some bread. My wife said dont do that we wont be able […]

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Tags: Humor · Family

The Subprime Debacle Explained

April 4th, 2008 · No Comments

My thanks to John Fortune & John Bird for demystifying the subprime crisis and putting it into layman’s terms we can all understand.

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Selling Your Fresno or Clovis Home - Maybe YOU Need A Movie…

March 15th, 2008 · No Comments

WHO NEEDS A MOVIE?
Well, I’m not saying you NEED a movie but if you list your home with Lazarus Realty and would like a movie I can forward the pictures I take of your home to Fred and Sharon and they will put together a movie for you. There is of course an […]

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Warren Bufffet Confirms Little Known Realtor’s Prognositication of Recession….

March 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

America’s Billionaire next door, confirmed yesterday what I (Randy “Lazarus” McAtee) announced on January 14, 2008:
” …the U.S. economy is essentially in a recession even if it hasn’t met the technical definition of one yet” (stated buffet on Monday)
The Oracle of Omaha had a significant advantage over me in that he made his announcement after […]

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Watch A Dogfight - Go To Prison

February 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

That’s the way it will be in California if the Humane Society has its way. They’re seeking to make it a felony to be a spectator of a dogfight in California.
But what about a goose fights?

I was walking through the park the other day when this goose stopped me and asked me […]

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Tags: Humor · Community · Faith

A YouTube Feature - Frozen in Grand Central

February 18th, 2008 · No Comments

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I’m Taking A Course From This Guy To Learn How To Sell Real Estate

February 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments

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Today’s Topic: Real Estate Disclosure

February 8th, 2008 · No Comments

The importance of Disclosure has been addressed previously here. There are 3 simple rules for the Sellers when it comes to disclosure:
DISCLOSE
DISCLOSE
DISCLOSE
We are no longer in a Caveat Emptor world. Today it’s more like SELLER BEWARE. If there is something about the property you’re selling that’s a problem address it on […]

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