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Fresno is a Bed Bug Free Zone

October 28th, 2010 · No Comments

Folks wishing to make a visit to Fresno California should be able to enjoy a bed bug free stay.  According to the Bed Bug Registry there are no reported incidents of outbreak: http://bedbugregistry.com/ If you would like to buy a home while you’re here, feel free to give me a call: Lazarus @ 559:301-1647

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Recession Sing-A-Long

May 13th, 2009 · No Comments

Please enjoy a brief interlude from my regularly scheduled, notoriously boring blog.   CLICK HERE Tags: Recession, sing

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Got Pasta?

March 6th, 2009 · No Comments

Its not fair of me to announce the Great Depression of the 21st Century without offering some tips on how to get through it. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuMkW35BwK8[/youtube]     Direct: Fax: 559.301.1647 559.438.7475 1319 W Bullard #4 — Fresno CA — 93711 © Randy “Lazarus” McAtee Tags: cooking, foreclosures, FRESNO, homes, loan modification, real estate, tips

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Stay Out of the DOG HOUSE!

December 10th, 2008 · No Comments

This is Hillarious! My wife emailed it to me.  A Hint?

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If Hitler Was a House Flipper

November 19th, 2008 · No Comments

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNmcf4Y3lGM&eurl=http://reitips.com/hitler-housing-crash/[/youtube] Tags: flip, fresno, hitler, house, real estate

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They Are Finally Beginning to Realize THE RECESSION IS HERE

October 16th, 2008 · No Comments

Two weeks into the beginning of the new year – January 14th, 2008 – I announced the official beginning of the recession.  It now appears that folks in suits and bowties who are supposed to know more about this stuff than me are finally beginning to realize the recession is NOT coming in the future [...]

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In A Row Over Ducks…

April 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

FOWL WEATHER IN FRESNO …our kids want them to stay forever.  My wife wants them gone yesterday.  The other day we had a couple of visitors in our front yard: two ducks, male and female.  One of my sons went out and gave them some bread. My wife said dont do that we wont be [...]

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The Subprime Debacle Explained

April 4th, 2008 · No Comments

My thanks to John Fortune & John Bird for demystifying the subprime crisis and putting it into layman’s terms we can all understand. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ_qK4g6ntM[/youtube] Tags: crisis, fresno, lazarus, meltdown, mortgages, subprime

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Selling Your Fresno or Clovis Home – Maybe YOU Need A Movie…

March 15th, 2008 · No Comments

WHO NEEDS A MOVIE? Well, I’m not saying you NEED a movie but if you list your home with Lazarus Realty and would like a movie I can forward the pictures I take of your home to Fred and Sharon and they will put together a movie for you. There is of course an additional [...]

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Warren Bufffet Confirms Little Known Realtor’s Prognositication of Recession….

March 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

America’s Billionaire next door, confirmed yesterday what I (Randy “Lazarus” McAtee) announced on January 14, 2008: ” …the U.S. economy is essentially in a recession even if it hasn’t met the technical definition of one yet” (stated buffet on Monday) The Oracle of Omaha had a significant advantage over me in that he made his [...]

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