Folks wishing to make a visit to Fresno California should be able to enjoy a bed bug free stay.  According to the Bed Bug Registry there are no reported incidents of outbreak:

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If you would like to buy a home while you’re here, feel free to give me a call: Lazarus @ 559:301-1647

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My wife emailed it to me.  A Hint?

An exerpt from  an article on Mid-Atlantic region factory output:

The Philadelphia Federal Reserve Bank said its business activity index slumped unexpectedly hard to -37.5 in October from 3.8 in September. That was its lowest since October 1990.

“The data, put simply, were horrendous coming out of the Philadelphia Fed region today,” said Dana Saporta, economist at Dresdner Kleinwort in New York.

“This reading is consistent with the recession we are in and probably have probably been in for a while.”

There you have it!

..and yes, I am still drinking coffee made from beans bought at Savemart.

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The other day we had a couple of visitors in our front yard: two ducks, male and female.  One of my sons went out and gave them some bread. My wife said dont do that we wont be able to get rid of them and they’ll poop all over.

I thought they looked pretty cute waddling around on our front lawn so I went inside and grabbed my camera and got this shot of them.

Fast Forward to the next day and who happens to return, this time not in our front yard but our backyard, our two new friends.  So I grabbed my camera and went out to take some more pictures and they waddle away from me and plop into the pool.

My wife was right about the poop;  they are pretty messy – but you gotta admit they are heck-a-cute!  Well,  I did manage to shoo them away but they  came  back again later in the day.  Then they were back again first thing this morning.  I just went outside with a flashlight a little while ago and checked and sure enough they were both out there floating in the middle of the pool. Not sure what we’re gonna do ??????

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need two ducks?

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Well, I’m not saying you NEED a movie but if you list your home with Lazarus Realty and would like a movie I can forward the pictures I take of your home to Fred and Sharon and they will put together a movie for you. There is of course an additional cost, which happens to be whatever Fred and Sharon charge, but it could be well worth the cost!

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Ok – for those who dont know me – this is tongue-in-cheek. Buy hey, I WILL do it if you want. I’ll bury a statue of St. Joseph if you think it will help!

” …the U.S. economy is essentially in a recession even if it hasn’t met the technical definition of one yet” (stated buffet on Monday)

The Oracle of Omaha had a significant advantage over me in that he made his announcement after reviewing the recent performance of the many businesses in his holding company Berkshire Hathaway.

I, on the other hand, didn’t have the advantage of perusing the market performance of billions of dollars of assets and scrutinizing their money flow. No, my indicators were much more primitive: my revelation came from my inner compass and the use of a calculator. When I realized that I:

1.) turned right instead of left (went to Savemart instead of Starbucks) to buy cheaper coffee beans

and

2.) went so far as to use my calculator to compare prices – I KNEW THE RECESSION HAD BEGUN.

Naturally, I find immense satisfaction that a brilliant mind like Warren Buffet’s would eventually confirm my announcement. And, while brilliant minds may think alike, my guess is that Warren Buffet will weather the recession a wee bit better than Lazarus.

© Randy “Lazarus” McAtee
Owner/Broker: Lazarus Realty