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….so I’m thinking maybe we should include these with our listing packets:

• St. Joseph Statue, Sand Color PVC, approx. 3.75″ tall
• The History & Story of St. Joseph with an Instructional Booklet
• Protective Plastic Burial Bag
• A handy Muslin tote/storage bag
• FREE Delivery via the US Postal Service 1st Class
• Standard Shipping and Taxes Are Included in Price
• A FREE listing for your home on St Joseph’s Homeseller Listing. The listing lasts until you sell your home. You can even add or include a photo!!
• The Complete 4″ Kit for $9.95

I hear they even have some glow in the dark ones on eBay.

Over 2 million of these statues are sold every year, you can even buy glow in the dark ones on eBay; however that seems needless since you’re supposed to bury it upside down in the front yard ( or maybe right side up, there’s some controversy as to the precise rubrics for performing this ritual.) At $9.95 a pop they’re cheap enough you could buy a couple of them and bury one upside down and one right side up – maybe put one in the front yard and one in the back – mix it up a bit.

After the statue is buried you’re supposed to offer up a prayer. Here’s one that might work:

“Oh, St. Joseph, guardian of household needs, we know you don’t like to be upside down in the ground, but the sooner escrow closes the sooner we will dig you up and put you in a place of honor in our new home. Please bring us an acceptable offer (or any offer!) and help sustain our faith in the real estate market.”

If your thinking of listing your property and you’re willing to price it to sell, call me, I will include 4 of these at no cost and bury one on each side of the house in whatever position you want: FREE